1 1/2 cups patience
1 lb. adaptability
3/4 cup tolerance
1 tsp. courage
Dash of adventure
Combine the above ingredients. Add 2 tablespoons of elbow
grease. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat.
Sprinkle lightly with money. Season the mixture with international
spices. "Knead" the dough until payday. Bake 20 years or until
done. – Author Unknown
Serve with Pride!
May the 4th be with you!
12 years ago
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